Mandir mein jaap

Mandir mein jaap
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
  

Jan, 14 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1251 views       Funny

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