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Jan, 14 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1516 views       Funny

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First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis
Tum ek aise DON ho jiske paas har locker ki chabi hai.Tabhi to apko 'DON' with 'KEY' kehte hain,aur hum pyar se.."DONKEY" kehte hain..!
College is for knowledge, knowledge is for life, Life is for wife, but wife is a knife which cuts your life, So never choose your wife in college life..
Height Of Confusion: Whether To Laugh Or To Cry: Seeing Your Mother-in-law falling from 8th floor on ur new ferrari car. think abt it
99 SAAL ka ek aadmi SWARG ki RONAK aur APSARA dekh kar boLaye RAMDEV BABA aur unke PRANAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me NA pada hota to yahan PAHLE hi AA GAYA HOTA.
Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?Coz Dev Anand says:O mere humrahi,meri baanh thame chalna,badle duniya SARI,tum na badalna..!!
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
KOI DOSTI ME PITA HE,KOI DARD ME PITA HE,KOI GAM ME PITA HE,HAM TO IS LIYE PITE HE KYU KI...MANGO FRUITY 5 KA 2 MILATA HE…
Ever since I met u I learn lots of thing 4rm u.I did not understand how n why. Den 2dy I heard"THE WISE PEOPLE LEARN MORE FROM FOOLS"!!
In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"...
What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple