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Jan, 14 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1423 views       Funny

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Yesterday I decided to SUICIDE...I went to railway track 2 die...& then ur msg came...I thought "Jab tere jaise log jee rahe hai to main kyon maru"..!!
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Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.
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