Mandir mein jaap

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Jan, 14 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 1494 views Funny

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MY eyes DETECTED

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