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Jan, 14 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1424 views       Funny

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi, Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
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