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You know biggest irony of marriage is that, Woman expects man to change & they don't & Man expects woman not to change & they do!

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When you are in love

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

Chandni raat thi

Chandni raat thi,nadi ka kinara tha,asman me taro ka nazara tha,premi ne pyar se muskarate hue premika se kaha..."Darling..beedi piogi

Why does a man

Why does a man with a broken heart not need General Knowledge????Bcoz"Jab Dil hi toot gaya, to 'G.K.' kya karenge..."

Do you know

Do you know what is the meaning of PYAR. Friends sitting in a BAR. & saying.... "P - YAR"

Old people used

Old people used to annoy me at weddings, pinching my cheeks saying you are next. They stopped that when I started doing the same to them at Funerals!!!

How can U cut

How can U cut a road?Hint: Hee hee ha haNai samje?:-)By smiling!Haste-2 kat jae raste, zindagi yuhi chalti raheSo keep smiling!

Husband & wife are

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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Log kehte h ki

Log kehte h ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya h,Theek hi kehte h "FALTOO" kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate h.

Kitne din ho gaye

Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano chalo aise na karo jaldi se NAHA LO

What a MARRIED

What a MARRIED man says after years of marriage,My marriage is made of TRUST and UNDERSTANDING,She dose'nt TRUST me and I don't UNDERSTAND her....

Wats d diff btwn Pongal

Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

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