kya aap ko

kya aap ko
kya aap ko pata hai ki es duniya me ek dil sirf aapike liya dhadakta hai aur o dil kiska hai? aapika aur kiska.
  

Jan, 13 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     812 views       Funny

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