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When things go wrong
When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.
  
Jan, 13 2012     164 chars (2 sms)     1009 views       Funny

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MY eyes DETECTED
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Never run behind
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What is the diff.between
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Intizar... Na raat
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Some one.......miss u
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i want 2 be
i want 2 be wid u in a nice restaraunt in acandle light dinner and say the beautiful 3 words 'pay the bill'
karo shri ganpati
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In the corridor
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A boy wrote Luv letter
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