When things go wrong

When things go wrong
When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.
  

Jan, 13 2012     164 chars (2 sms)     1085 views       Funny

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loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.