When things go wrong

When things go wrong
When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.
  

Jan, 13 2012     164 chars (2 sms)     1023 views       Funny

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I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!
Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo ke kapde...Yaha se Less,Waha se Less,Kabhi SleevLesstoKabhi BackLessaurKoi Ladka Ghur ke Dekhe to Bolti hai.."Oh, How Mannerless.
What a man want?Ek ladki jo Pyaar dey Ek ladiki jo Accha khana banayeEk ladki jo usse Dil se chaheAur??Teeno ladkiyan 1 dusre se na mile
Some one.......miss u......needs u.......worry s about u....lonely without u....guess who....? monkey in the zoo...Ha Ha Ha
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!!
Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to ur Heart Then ur head & Then finally Do... What ur WIFE tells u to do...??
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Dreams make all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above things possible.... So, BRUSH UR TEETH EVERYDAY
Technology Impact: Dad emails: Dear son, How r u, ur mom and i are fine & v miss u lot,Plz turnoff ur PC & cum downstairs for dinner..
Chaand Ko Guroor Hai Ki, Uske Pass Noor Hai To Kya Hua, Mujhe Bhi Guroor Hai , Ki Mera Doast Langoor Hai...Ha!Ha! Ha!!!!!
Ur very specil for me, i'm very concerned abt ur safety . But i can't be with u always . So please , take care me yourself when u Jump from 1 Tree 2 another!