When things go wrong

When things go wrong
When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.
  

Jan, 13 2012     164 chars (2 sms)     995 views       Funny

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All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..
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A motorist hits a sparrow.He tuk d unconscious bird,put in a cage wid bread n water.Bird wakes up,luks around n screamsSALAKHENMyGod,I hv killed d motorist
When I cry no 1 see my tears..when I m woried none see my pain..when I m happy none see my smile..But Yaar1 Ladki ke sath ghuma to saala sabne dekh liya.!
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% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % Kya Dekh rahe ho Machhar hai mar do...
Think why u r so sweet,why u r so intelligent,why u r so lucky,why u r so blessed,why u r so beautiful..simple muzse fship ki hai to thoda faida to hoga hi.
Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesn’t understand him.
She is HOt!She is sweet!She always needa Lip4KissWhole World'sMaD 4 herWHO is She? Do U Know?She is"TEA"Chai piyo,Mast jiyo.