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My Mobile had
My Mobile had an Accident with NOKIA. Admitted in LG Hospital, Samsung Nagar, BSNL Chok, opp. SONY gali. Dr. MOTOROLA says matter is serious. Plzzz Donate SMS
  
Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     957 views       Funny

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There are 8 ways
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Why do men spend
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Wife:Yester-night I
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Husband sitting near
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Girl To Her Boy
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Mon to Sun,
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