My Mobile had

My Mobile had
My Mobile had an Accident with NOKIA. Admitted in LG Hospital, Samsung Nagar, BSNL Chok, opp. SONY gali. Dr. MOTOROLA says matter is serious. Plzzz Donate SMS
  

Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     904 views       Funny

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