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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
  
Jan, 13 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     733 views       Funny

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Promise Me That We
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Medical Shayari When
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Kabristhan ke cahaukidar
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PJ TIME..Beat dis one
PJ TIME..Beat dis one..Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--
HOW LUV CHANGES-B4
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mat kiya karo
mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear. Isliye sms karo dear, without fear n very clear.
Q: What kind of
Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food
The Japanese have
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Every time I hold
Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.
American:Oh God
American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
Santa: I am so
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