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Slogan written on a bald man's
Slogan written on a bald man's T-shrt GOD MADE SUM PERFECT HEADS ON D REST HE PUT HAIR 2 HIDE HIS MISTAKE
  
Jan, 13 2012     105 chars (1 sms)     1231 views       Funny

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i want u 2 know
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Why do U think I
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If u r stressed,
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Bachelors schedule Monday
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Agar apne DIMAG
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Which is d most
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Police officeExcuse
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Stress is when you
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Despite the Old
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Chinto aur Banto
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If marriages are
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