Slogan written on a bald man's

Slogan written on a bald man's
Slogan written on a bald man's T-shrt GOD MADE SUM PERFECT HEADS ON D REST HE PUT HAIR 2 HIDE HIS MISTAKE
  

Jan, 13 2012     105 chars (1 sms)     1160 views       Funny

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Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car & say,"Dear, buy me somethng that goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs when i'm on it."Husband gifted her a Weighing Machine..
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi, Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
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You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
Phone na kia karo DEAR Mama hoti hain NEAR Papa se lagta hai FEAR Bat nahi hoti CLEAR Dewaro k b hote hain EAR Isliye SMS karo DEAR no FEAR n everything CLEAR
|| Height OfSelf-Confidence ||Teacher ToStudent:"You Are Late ...?"Student:"Late .. !!!Who Me ... ?No Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."
KAASH LIFE AISI HOTI?? MONDAY KO DOSTI TUES. KO PYAAR, WED KO INTEZAR, THU KO IKRAR, FRI KO SHADI, SAT KO TALAAQ, SUN KO REST, MON KO NEXT.!!
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…