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Slogan written on a bald man's
Slogan written on a bald man's T-shrt GOD MADE SUM PERFECT HEADS ON D REST HE PUT HAIR 2 HIDE HIS MISTAKE
  
Jan, 13 2012     105 chars (1 sms)     1133 views       Funny

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