In 1975,3 birds wer flyin n suddenly they died.Y?....Coz neeche gabbar singh bolta hai..Aadmi 3 aur goli 6,bahot nainsafi hai dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu

I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2

What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple

2eyes r best frnds Both wil blink 4gethe, move,cry,c &sleep 2gether.Bt if dey c a girl,only 1wil blink.Moral:A girl cn break any relation

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Prayer of an ideal son: Dear God, thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me. I wont ask anythin 4 myslf, plz jst giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-law

Phone na kia karo DEAR Mama hoti hain NEAR Papa se lagta hai FEAR Bat nahi hoti CLEAR Dewaro k b hote hain EAR Isliye SMS karo DEAR no FEAR n everything CLEAR

99 SAAL ka ek aadmi SWARG ki RONAK aur APSARA dekh kar boLaye RAMDEV BABA aur unke PRANAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me NA pada hota to yahan PAHLE hi AA GAYA HOTA.

Fathr to son aftr xam:Let me c ur report card...Son:My frend just took it to scare his parents!!!

Men want 3qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen ,artist in home&devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen,devil in home and economist in bed.