Brain is very important

Brain is very important
Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.
  

Jan, 13 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     976 views       Funny

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Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.
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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far