Brain is very important

Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.

Jan, 13 2012 135 chars (1 sms) 960 views Funny

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me aur meri tanhayee

me aur meri tanhayee aksar ye baatein karte hai,ki tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to vaisa hota,aur tum na hoti to paisa hota.

SOMETIMES U MAY

SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ - MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & - I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!

Why is Gandhiji smiling on

Why is Gandhiji smiling on all currency notes?Because if he cries..All notes will get 'wet'..

Wife-I wish I was

Wife-I wish I was a newspaper so I'd be in ur hands all day. Husband-I too wish d same, so I could have a new 1 everyday

Man holding woman's

Man holding woman's hand before marriage, is love; after marriage it is self-defense

Dost mere marne

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

When words fails

When words fails, Eyes works. When eyes fails, heart works. When heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!

Fathr to son

Fathr to son aftr xam:Let me c ur report card...Son:My frend just took it to scare his parents!!!

First Person: My

First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis

Class rooms are

Class rooms are like Train:1st 2 benches r Executive coaches- Reservd 4 VIP!Middle 2 r General cmprtmnt! &Last 2 are Sleeper class!!

Promise Me That We

Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like: I AM THE SEA,YOU R THE FISH, I AM THE SKY,YOU R THE STAR, I AM THE TREE,YOU R THE MONKEY...

The day you were

The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.

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