A Love Letter from

A Love Letter from
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
  

Jan, 14 2012     174 chars (2 sms)     1158 views       Funny

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