Paani Aane Ki

Paani Aane Ki
Paani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho. 4 Din Se Muhe Nahi Doya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.
  

Jan, 14 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     1537 views       Funny

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