Paani Aane Ki

Paani Aane Ki
Paani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho. 4 Din Se Muhe Nahi Doya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.
  

Jan, 14 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     1623 views       Funny

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To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expressions and many more mental qualities... Hats off to u bcoz u manage 2 live without them !!!
wat is d diffrnce betwn completed n finished??if u find gud spouse u r completed otherwise u r finishd !!!
************** I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others As you are the main attaraction of the ZOO!!! **************
Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
Biology teacher-There are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases..And.."YOU'LL GET AT-LEAST ONE OF THEM IN EXAM!!"
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Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I want to see you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it"s simply because............mental patient needs more care.....Ha!Ha!Ha!......."
Girl To Her Boy Friend:Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.Boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling
Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."