Jo Jeete Wo Sikandr

Jo Jeete Wo Sikandr
Jo Jeete Wo SikandrJo Haare Wo Jail Ke AndarJo sMs Bheje Usko Jadu Ki JhappiJo Na Bheje Usko BANDAR Ki Pappi
  

Jan, 13 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     787 views       Funny

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