Height Of Confusion

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Height Of Confusion
Height Of Confusion: Whether To Laugh Or To Cry: Seeing Your Mother-in-law falling from 8th floor on ur new ferrari car. think abt it
  
Jan, 13 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     1076 views       Funny

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