Height Of Confusion

Height Of Confusion: Whether To Laugh Or To Cry: Seeing Your Mother-in-law falling from 8th floor on ur new ferrari car. think abt it

Jan, 13 2012 133 chars (1 sms) 1166 views Funny

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