F u were my baby I promise I won't hurt you. F u were finally mine, I promise id be loyal to you. But you're only my friend and I can't promise I won't fall for you.

when words fail,silence works.when silence fails,eyes works.when eyes fail,heart works.when heart fails...samajh le TAPAK GAYA

A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote It"s dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book..."

Wife looks in mirror & says:"I Look HORRIBLE, FAT & UGLY! Say somethng nice to me dear!"Husband:"UR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT"

woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the

Ek chipkali ne gana sunaya? To baaki chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi..?? Pucho Kyun?? Qki baaki sabhi chipkaliya Taali mar rahi thi.......

Chandni raat thi,nadi ka kinara tha,asman me taro ka nazara tha,premi ne pyar se muskarate hue premika se kaha..."Darling..beedi piogi

A man in US kicks a dog to death which was abt to bite a lady.Paper reports:US citizen saves lady frm dog.Man says I'm not U.S citizen.So reprt changd,foreign hero saves lady frm dogMan says he is frm Pak Nxt days headlines:Terorist attacks local dog.

whats d diff betwen problem,talent & skill?2 boys luv 1 grl =problem!1 boy luvs 2 grls =talent!If the two lovers r sisters each other then that is skill..

teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Some One Is Loving you; Caring for you; Watching over you; Protecting you Guess Who? Neighbour's Dog