1 drunk asked the other

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

Jan, 13 2012 385 chars (3 sms) 883 views Funny

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Beautiful flowers die

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Whenever u have

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How can one reduce

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Attitude of girls

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Boys have fun by

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I cnt msg u til

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U hav cute eyes

U hav cute eyes. U hav swt nose. U hav smart look.U hav sharp brain.Oh no!Phir se galat number pe send ho gaya.

I am a killer

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