ek din Tarzan

ek din Tarzan
ek din Tarzan Jangal me ja raha tha usne maraa huaa cheeta dekha or bola oh my God MY New under wear
  

Jan, 14 2012     100 chars (1 sms)     1091 views       Funny

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