EYES: to look at

EYES: to look at
EYES: to look at u.HAND: to pray for u.MIND: to remember u.HEART: to make friendship with u.and LEG: to kick u if u forget me....So alkways remeber me!!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     1186 views       Funny

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Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.
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He said.Do u love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said.Not at all honey, I would love u no matter who left u the money.
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Without u ,life is black and white Without u ,the world is no hops no light Without u t can't go left or right Without u i lose my sight Thank u my glasses