Lost in a zoo

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2

Jan, 14 2012 61 chars (1 sms) 794 views Funny

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There are 8 ways

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Qu - What makes

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The day you were

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Honey Said,"I'm

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What a man want

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What men want?

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Dost mere marne

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How did an intelligent

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Boys go to college

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