1commerce Walikya gaali

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Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     951 views       Funny

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Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..
An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesn’t understand him.
Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
Eating rotten fruit, Sleeping near drainage, Dog biting twice, Travelling in govt bus..r a million times better than believing a Girl.
loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.
Light can replace Sun.Parents can replace God.But nothing in World can replace YOU..!Why.?!?LOCAL ITEMSNo GuaranteeNo Replacement
What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
Life is difficult,full of trials,sorrow,pain,but if u fall down,just stand up straight be confident & say .....+*+**DHAKKA KISNE MARA BE**+*+.....
Think why u r so sweet,why u r so intelligent,why u r so lucky,why u r so blessed,why u r so beautiful..simple muzse fship ki hai to thoda faida to hoga hi.
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
After a passionate kiss the girl whispers to the guy, "kiss me once more and I will be yours forever!" The guy says: "thanks for the warning
What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..