1commerce Walikya gaali

1commerce Walikya gaali
1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
  

Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1306 views       Funny

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