1commerce Walikya gaali

1commerce Walikya gaali
1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
  

Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1646 views       Funny

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Apni raah par badhte chalo,kisi ki parwa mat karo,jahan dil kahe wahan chalo,jo aage hai unse aage niklo, tabhi tum ache Rickshawala banoge
Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to ur Heart Then ur head & Then finally Do... What ur WIFE tells u to do...??
God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,
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Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaLaila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaMajnu itna naacha ki langda ho gaya!!
Conducting a Blood Test On U....Testing In Progress...Testing...Testing...Result.......... ........< Honey In Veins > No wonder U R So Sweeeeeettttttttt.....!!!!!
Arz kiya hai.. ki.. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.. fir kya hua? Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.. wah wah
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A motorist hits a sparrow.He tuk d unconscious bird,put in a cage wid bread n water.Bird wakes up,luks around n screamsSALAKHENMyGod,I hv killed d motorist
U Ned Heart Ye Dil Apka Hua U Ned Frnd Mujse Dosti Karoge U Ned Joy Dhom Machaly Dhom U Ned Hlp Main Hu Na U Ned Cash Hum Apke HAIN Kaun?
Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like: I AM THE SEA,YOU R THE FISH, I AM THE SKY,YOU R THE STAR, I AM THE TREE,YOU R THE MONKEY...