1commerce Walikya gaali

1commerce Walikya gaali
1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
  

Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1636 views       Funny

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Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.
1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
A College girl was asked the meaning of Marriage Her reply : Sacrificing the Admiration of many Men for the Criticism of one Man…
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DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he.
Apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbujh ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice kaaju ka juice jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!
Fact of Millennium Whnevr u Throw a Stone in d Streets of Chennai or Banglore,It'll Surely HitA Dog...or..An ENGINEER!
A Fantastic ad in the paper "Come Via_Agra"... and see man's greatest erection for a woman.... . . "The Taj Mahal"...!
whats d diff betwen problem,talent & skill?2 boys luv 1 grl =problem!1 boy luvs 2 grls =talent!If the two lovers r sisters each other then that is skill..
A person askd luv kab hota hai?A lover said-Jab time khrab ho,aap par shani Bhaari ho,Bhagwan ka aapke maje lene ka mann ho Tab luv hota hai
************** Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... **************