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1commerce Walikya gaali
1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
  
Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1417 views       Funny

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when the blue,
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Dreams make all
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A BusinessMan ExpLaining The
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First the engagement
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U cAn control ur
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When you are in love
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Dost mere marne
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Santa: I am so
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Why does a man
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