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1commerce Walikya gaali
1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
  
Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1493 views       Funny

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Boys go to college
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Kya Lekar aaya tha
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Despite the Old
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