1commerce Walikya gaali

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1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
  

Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1603 views       Funny

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Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark Se Swarg Me Ghus Gaya,Farishto Ne Use Khub Mara,Wo Utha, Kapde Zade Or Bola Isi Harkat k Karan Koi Swarg Me Nai Ata.!
A touching luv story A boy & a girl loved each other 1 day while talking,boy touched girl"s hand & girl in return touched boy"s hand wat a touching story! haa...haaa... :-D"
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