I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing

Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.

Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?......To see the time,what else.!?

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

A boy wrote Luv letter wid BLOOD 2 a Medical girl & said Khat ka jawab Zarur dena, Girl replied: Blood group B+ Haemoglobin 8gm, Sugar-120

The three dreams of a maN: To become as haNdsome as his mother thiNks., To become as rich as his child believes N have as maNy affairs as the wife suspects.,

When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI

What is Education? "Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..."

How can U cut a road?Hint: Hee hee ha haNai samje?:-)By smiling!Haste-2 kat jae raste, zindagi yuhi chalti raheSo keep smiling!

Paani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho. 4 Din Se Muhe Nahi Doya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.

American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.