1commerce Walikya gaali

1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega

Jan, 13 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 1488 views Funny

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Apple ka juice

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I Wrote your Name

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I've written a

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