1960s Girl: Pehla

1960s Girl: Pehla
1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai.
  

Jan, 14 2012     173 chars (2 sms)     901 views       Funny

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