Namaskar Agar Dharti

Namaskar Agar Dharti
Namaskar Agar Dharti Par ho to SMS bhejo, Asmaan par ho to Barish bhejo, Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo aur agar Narak me ho to ENJOY YOURSELF....
  

Jan, 13 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1162 views       Funny

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THE best frnd is 1who stands in ur exam hall n says HOW MUCH WIL U WRITE COME FAST"GIRLS ARE LEAVING"
CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR RAHE HAI KI MONKEY DEKHNA HAI, TUMHARE GHAR KA PATA DIYA HAI, 2-3 JUMP MAR KE DIKHA DENA, BACCHE KHUSH HO JAYENGE....
Ur smile can be compared with flowers, Ur voice can be compared with cuckoo, Ur innocence can be compared with a child, But in foolishness u have no comparisons.
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expressions and many more mental qualities... Hats off to u bcoz u manage 2 live without them !!!
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge.
Not every flower can represent LOVE but the roses did. Not every tree can stand thirst but the cactus did. Not every monkey can read this message but U did.
Apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbujh ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice kaaju ka juice jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!
Friends are like asian paints 'duniya badal de'. Girlfriends are like everest masale 'taste mein best'. Wife is like mosquito coil 'dhoond dhoond ke maare!'
Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -
One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.