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Namaskar Agar Dharti
Namaskar Agar Dharti Par ho to SMS bhejo, Asmaan par ho to Barish bhejo, Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo aur agar Narak me ho to ENJOY YOURSELF....
  
Jan, 13 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1128 views       Funny

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Husband & wife are
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Unlike others, your
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Ur smile can be
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A motorist hits a sparrow
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