Patni=Suno ji

Patni=Suno ji
Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..
  

Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     965 views       Funny

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