Patni=Suno ji

Patni=Suno ji
Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..
  

Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     955 views       Funny

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Kash Life aisi hoti yaar .MONday ko dosti Tueday ko ikrar.WED ko pyar Thrs.ko intzar. Fri ko SHADI .SAT ko TALAK .Sun rest Monday neXT
I Know Alcohol's bad..But I take alcohol only on days startin wit "T" tuesday&thursday& today,tomorrow, taturday, tunday&every tingle day!
ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!
Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u.
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms She laughs for 10 min, forward dat 2 her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind of msg
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends
Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya."
When words fails, Eyes works. When eyes fails, heart works. When heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!
If u r married or if u hav a lover plz ignore the ing message..Others scroll down ADVANCE HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY..........!!