Agar apne DIMAG

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Agar apne DIMAG
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho to Gai k samne le jao..Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena ki dimag me GOBAR hai Agar pas ayi to Bhusa he
  
Jan, 13 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     1231 views       Funny

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