A student asked 2

A student asked 2
A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campushe wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait for teachers"
  

Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     903 views       Funny

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