Log kehte h ki

Log kehte h ki
Log kehte h ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya h,Theek hi kehte h "FALTOO" kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate h.
  

Jan, 13 2012     113 chars (1 sms)     983 views       Funny

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I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeJab aasu bhare aakho meDukh ka sagar Umad AayeTum Sirf itna he kehana..........A GANPAT, CHAL DARU LA..
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash
Do u know wat is the reason for unemployment in our country? Ans: Population. Do u know d reason for population in our country? Ans: Unemployment...
SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ - MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & - I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!
The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd aska: Nurse kaisi hai..!!
One day I'll die & go out of ur life forever,thn plz do buy sum nice & beutful flowers 4 my grave frm the money which u r savinG
Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…
Chinto aur Banto Zidd kar rahe the k Mokeyi dekhna hai, Mai ne Tumhare Ghar ka address bata dia hai Wo agar aayein to 2,3 JUMP maar dena Bache hain Khush ho jainge.
Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..
PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL
God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law