Log kehte h ki

Log kehte h ki
Log kehte h ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya h,Theek hi kehte h "FALTOO" kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate h.
  

Jan, 13 2012     113 chars (1 sms)     828 views       Funny

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Not every flower can represent LOVE but the roses did. Not every tree can stand thirst but the cactus did. Not every monkey can read this message but U did.