Log kehte h ki

Log kehte h ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya h,Theek hi kehte h "FALTOO" kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate h.

Jan, 13 2012 113 chars (1 sms) 958 views Funny

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