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PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL

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Alibaba or 40 chor

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an IDEA can

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Promise me v r

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Once a boy askd

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Teachers are those

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MY eyes DETECTED

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I am a killer

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Despite the Old

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When you are in love

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Lips jab lips se

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SITA k vanvas jaane

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