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PLEASE DON'T SEND
PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL
  
Jan, 14 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     916 views       Funny

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When you are in love
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i want u 2 know
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When i was sad
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If U sneeze once,
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For Heart Beat
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To b happy with
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