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PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL

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Har mard ki life dekho

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i want 2 be

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Think u r sitting

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Dark were those

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wat is d diffrnce

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DARU se NASHA

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Love Starts Frm

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I finally got my past

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Class rooms are

Class rooms are like Train:1st 2 benches r Executive coaches- Reservd 4 VIP!Middle 2 r General cmprtmnt! &Last 2 are Sleeper class!!

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