PLEASE DON'T SEND

PLEASE DON'T SEND
PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL
  

Jan, 14 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     885 views       Funny

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