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PLEASE DON'T SEND
PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL
  
Jan, 14 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     939 views       Funny

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Wat is difference
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If ur world is
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You know biggest
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How can one reduce
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Q :- How do you
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Apki 'smile' ne
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If u see the moon
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U r d 1 whos so
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In India, parents say
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We cannot grant
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