In 1975,3 birds

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In 1975,3 birds
In 1975,3 birds wer flyin n suddenly they died.Y?....Coz neeche gabbar singh bolta hai..Aadmi 3 aur goli 6,bahot nainsafi hai dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu
  
Jan, 13 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     960 views       Funny

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