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BRAIN DRAIN:1.Do u
BRAIN DRAIN:1.Do u gAin Weight if u jog bAckwArd?2.If u try 2 fAil n u succeed,did u fAil or succeed?3.If i sAve time,When do i get it bAck?
  
Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1089 views       Funny

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Who walks wth
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Promise Me That We
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Unmarried girl got pregnant went to insurance office for claim.Officer:ur policy covers sickness,accident,not pregnancy.Girl: it was an accident
It is difficult to
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Funny but fact
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Winter comes again
Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.
Despite the Old
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Brain is very important
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I never married because
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