BRAIN DRAIN:1.Do u

BRAIN DRAIN:1.Do u
BRAIN DRAIN:1.Do u gAin Weight if u jog bAckwArd?2.If u try 2 fAil n u succeed,did u fAil or succeed?3.If i sAve time,When do i get it bAck?
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1060 views       Funny

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Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u.
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