A Noble Award winner

A Noble Award winner
A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote It"s dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book..."
  

Jan, 14 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     920 views       Funny

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Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark Se Swarg Me Ghus Gaya,Farishto Ne Use Khub Mara,Wo Utha, Kapde Zade Or Bola Isi Harkat k Karan Koi Swarg Me Nai Ata.!
How to develop positive thinking?Ans: Watch F-TV b'coz u always think arey yaar...ok..thek hai...ye nahi to agli model ke kapde mai se kuch jaroor dikhega.
BRAIN DRAIN:1.Do u gAin Weight if u jog bAckwArd?2.If u try 2 fAil n u succeed,did u fAil or succeed?3.If i sAve time,When do i get it bAck?
Door rehkar bhi dil ke paas lagte ho, nazron se door rehkar khaas lagte ho, har baar doosron ka bheja SMS bhejkar khud ko smart samajhte ho!!!
Ur smile can be compared with flowers, Ur voice can be compared with cuckoo, Ur innocence can be compared with a child, But in foolishness u have no comparisons.
Man at medical shop: I need poison.Chemist: I can't sell u that.Man shows wife's photo.Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I didn't know u had a prescription.
Apni raah par badhte chalo,kisi ki parwa mat karo,jahan dil kahe wahan chalo,jo aage hai unse aage niklo, tabhi tum ache Rickshawala banoge
Girls heart is like WATER,Boys heart is lik MOBILE..Either water fals on mobile(or)mobile fals in water,Vaat to mobile ki hi lagti hain!!
friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Pakad Lo, Nhi To Bhag Jayeg
In a park two lovers eating chips by lookin into each other eyes. Girl: dear wht r u thinking at this moment? Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me.
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.