A Noble Award winner

A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote It"s dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book..."

Jan, 14 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 887 views Funny

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

How can one reduce consumption of alchol? Before marriage drink only on days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r happy.

One day I'll die & go out of ur life forever,thn plz do buy sum nice & beutful flowers 4 my grave frm the money which u r savinG

Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.

Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaLaila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaMajnu itna naacha ki langda ho gaya!!

Fathr to son aftr xam:Let me c ur report card...Son:My frend just took it to scare his parents!!!

God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law

You know biggest irony of marriage is that, Woman expects man to change & they don't & Man expects woman not to change & they do!

Ye pyar b ajeeb cheez hai.Maa se ho to mamta.papa se ho to kartavya.Bhai se ho to dharm.Behen se ho to farz.Aur biwi se ho to...Sonumonuchotupappu

Hamari dua hai aapko KRISH ka josh,UMRAOJAN ka pyar.BABUL ka dular MUNNA BHAI ki jhappi,DHOOM KI bike,VIVAH ki wife aur DON ki life mile..

A prsn who surrenders whn he's wrong, is honest. A prsn who surrenders whn nt sure,is wise. A prsn who surrenders evn whn he's rite, he's husband !

First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis

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