A Noble Award winner

A Noble Award winner
A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote It"s dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book..."
  

Jan, 14 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     937 views       Funny

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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
To b happy with a man,love him a little n understand him a lot.To b happy with a woman,love her a lot n DO NOT TRY to understand her.
Sabhi ladko ko suchit kiya jata haki AAJ KE DIN mobile Band rakhe KYOKI kuch shararti ladkiya rakhi sms kar sakti hai Purush janhit me jari.
Duniya mein bewafai aam baat hai,Ab Sooraj ko hi dekh lo niklta Roshni ke saath hai,Rehta Kiran ke saath hai,Aur jaata Sandhya ke saath hai....
Two birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other fly away.....why? saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega !
Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi, Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear. Isliye sms karo dear, without fear n very clear.
What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple
Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food
Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!