A Noble Award winner

A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote It"s dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book..."

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I love "u"

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Best punishment dat

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We cannot grant

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Alibaba or 40 chor

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A kid went 2school

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Kabhi kisi ladki se

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Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost

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Behind every successful

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A Noble Award winner

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