Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse

if I was a Painter u wud b myPaintng if I was an Authoru wud b my Story if I was a Poetu wud b myPoem bt un4tunatly I'm a Cartoonist.

Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene. NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD.

Thngs in Boys room b4 marrge- Perfums, Luv lettrs, Gifts, F'shp bands, Cards, posters nd lots more Aftr marriage- Painkilers, Loan papr, Unpaid bils..

One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!

Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

College is for knowledge, knowledge is for life, Life is for wife, but wife is a knife which cuts your life, So never choose your wife in college life..

Love Starts Frm Eyes Grows With Gifts Ends With Tears But 2day LoVe Starts 4m Mobiles Grows Wth Balance Ends Wth Numbr BUSY

Think why u r so sweet,why u r so intelligent,why u r so lucky,why u r so blessed,why u r so beautiful..simple muzse fship ki hai to thoda faida to hoga hi.

WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?

Child 2 d sales girl in a sweet shop, Will u marry me wen i grow up. Girl smiled & said : Yes Child: Can u give Ur future husband a free chocolate...

I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far