A Noble Award winner

A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote It"s dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book..."

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First Person: My

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Sun wouldn’t be red,

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I Wrote your Name

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A Noble Award winner

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