A Noble Award winner

A Noble Award winner
A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote It"s dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book..."
  

Jan, 14 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     984 views       Funny

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If u see the moon,u can see the beauty of god. If u see the Sun,u can see the power of god. If u see the mirror,u can see the comedy of god!
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A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--