Who walks wth

Who walks wth us through d difficlt path of life? Mom/Dad? -No Wife? -No Frnds? -No Lover? -No Only our CHAPPALS. So keep them safe!

Jan, 13 2012 132 chars (1 sms) 876 views Funny

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A person askd

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I Know Alcohol's bad

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Difference between a man

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if a wife cries

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What will be the girl's

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Bachelors schedule Monday

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Monday went on

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You know biggest

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Husband & wife are

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