Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.

To live a life one needs brain, reflex, perception, luck, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you boss you are doing without it!!!!

KAASH LIFE AISI HOTI?? MONDAY KO DOSTI TUES. KO PYAAR, WED KO INTEZAR, THU KO IKRAR, FRI KO SHADI, SAT KO TALAAQ, SUN KO REST, MON KO NEXT.!!

Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

Apne Teacherz Ki Bohat Respect KijiyeKyon KKyon K Is Duniya Mai Murghi K Elawa Wo Wahid Personality HainJo Ap Ko Anda De Sakti hain

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

Slogan written on a bald man's T-shrt GOD MADE SUM PERFECT HEADS ON D REST HE PUT HAIR 2 HIDE HIS MISTAKE

WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?

Chinto aur Banto Zidd kar rahe the k Mokeyi dekhna hai, Mai ne Tumhare Ghar ka address bata dia hai Wo agar aayein to 2,3 JUMP maar dena Bache hain Khush ho jainge.

Shhhh. Dont go outside. Even dont talk loudly for the next one hour, please I am again warning you please and dont be so loud .. The dog catching van is on duty!!!