Who walks wth

Who walks wth
Who walks wth us through d difficlt path of life? Mom/Dad? -No Wife? -No Frnds? -No Lover? -No Only our CHAPPALS. So keep them safe!
  

Jan, 13 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     866 views       Funny

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