If i had gone 4

If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4

Jan, 14 2012 111 chars (1 sms) 1005 views Funny

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How to catch

How to catch squirrels? Its simple.. First climb tree, Second Wait there! Squirrels will come in search of you! Coz they love Nutz!

Shhhh. Dont go outside

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Socha tha har

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A student asked 2

A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campushe wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait for teachers"

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I finally got my past

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

Apne Teacherz Ki

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Humorous Fact:We Live

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If i had gone 4

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