Santa: I am so

Santa: I am so
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
  

Jan, 13 2012     179 chars (2 sms)     1708 views       Funny

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