Santa: I am so

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Jan, 13 2012 179 chars (2 sms) 2002 views Funny

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COMPARISON of a CHOCOLATE

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so,sweet ur

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Dost mere marne

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I saw six men

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Old people used

Old people used to annoy me at weddings, pinching my cheeks saying you are next. They stopped that when I started doing the same to them at Funerals!!!

Intizar... Na raat

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Gud Morning… Kindly

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once a ant and

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I cnt msg u til

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