Santa: I am so

Santa: I am so
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
  

Jan, 13 2012     179 chars (2 sms)     1836 views       Funny

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge. Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Everyone says ''Behind Every successful Men There is a Woman''..But oly few of them knows d true fact is WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN!!
Do u know wat is the reason for unemployment in our country? Ans: Population. Do u know d reason for population in our country? Ans: Unemployment...
karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!
Fathr to son aftr xam:Let me c ur report card...Son:My frend just took it to scare his parents!!!
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives
How to catch squirrels? Its simple.. First climb tree, Second Wait there! Squirrels will come in search of you! Coz they love Nutz!
Ek chipkali ne gana sunaya? To baaki chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi..?? Pucho Kyun?? Qki baaki sabhi chipkaliya Taali mar rahi thi.......
1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which anser the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.