Santa: I am so

Santa: I am so
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
  

Jan, 13 2012     179 chars (2 sms)     2039 views       Funny

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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeJab aasu bhare aakho meDukh ka sagar Umad AayeTum Sirf itna he kehana..........A GANPAT, CHAL DARU LA..
sharab hai to mai-khane banee, husna hai to dewane banee, ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagalkhane banee
To b happy with a man,love him a little n understand him a lot.To b happy with a woman,love her a lot n DO NOT TRY to understand her.
See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake.
Never run behind either bus or girlat any situation in ur life.BecauseAfter 5 minutes,U can catch another!
Men want 3qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen ,artist in home&devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen,devil in home and economist in bed.
Kash Life aisi hoti yaar .MONday ko dosti Tueday ko ikrar.WED ko pyar Thrs.ko intzar. Fri ko SHADI .SAT ko TALAK .Sun rest Monday neXT
woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Dreams make all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above things possible.... So, BRUSH UR TEETH EVERYDAY
Do u know wat is the reason for unemployment in our country? Ans: Population. Do u know d reason for population in our country? Ans: Unemployment...