Santa: I am so

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

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if I was a Painter

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Behind every successful man,

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God thought that

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so,sweet ur

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Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo

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Wats d diff btwn

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A student asked 2

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Think well, Plan

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