Santa: I am so

Santa: I am so
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
  

Jan, 13 2012     179 chars (2 sms)     2011 views       Funny

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To b happy with a man,love him a little n understand him a lot.To b happy with a woman,love her a lot n DO NOT TRY to understand her.
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I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…
All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..
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