Santa: I am so

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Jan, 13 2012 179 chars (2 sms) 2274 views Funny

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What's the difference

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Sun wouldn’t be red,

Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u.

In India, parents say

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I've written a

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if a wife cries

if a wife cries.. There may b a thousands of reasons..! But, if a husband cries.. There is only 1 reason - " WIFE "

What is the diff.between

What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

Ek pal me

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hi i want to talk

hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang

There r only 2

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A BusinessMan ExpLaining The

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When words fails

When words fails, Eyes works. When eyes fails, heart works. When heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!

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