Guide: Welcome 2

Guide: Welcome 2
Guide: Welcome 2 Niagra falls. Sound intensity is so high dat even 20 supersonic jets cant b heard. Now may i requst d ladies 2 b silent so we can hear d falls
  

Jan, 13 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     974 views       Funny

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