Guide: Welcome 2

Guide: Welcome 2 Niagra falls. Sound intensity is so high dat even 20 supersonic jets cant b heard. Now may i requst d ladies 2 b silent so we can hear d falls

Jan, 13 2012 159 chars (1 sms) 970 views Funny

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I ve written nice

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A depressed person

A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--

Who walks wth

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All married men

All married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her

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so Sweet is ur

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You love someone..

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Unlike others, your

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Wat is difference

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