Its RAININ these

Its RAININ these
Its RAININ these days & m sure u must b vry happy. U mst b feelin lik go out, drench urself,sing songs, splash watr & hav fun. Rite? EvRy Frog feels d same!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     895 views       Funny

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