TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT U ARE IF U KNOW WHAT U R THEN MENTAL HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR
  

Jan, 13 2012     105 chars (1 sms)     1465 views       Funny

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I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far
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