TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT U ARE IF U KNOW WHAT U R THEN MENTAL HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR
  

Jan, 13 2012     105 chars (1 sms)     1038 views       Funny

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