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TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT U ARE IF U KNOW WHAT U R THEN MENTAL HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR
  
Jan, 13 2012     105 chars (1 sms)     1771 views       Funny

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U r d 1 whos so
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All married men
All married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her
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Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
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Do you know
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How did an intelligent
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Wat is difference
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A Fantastic ad in
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Eating rotten fruit
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To live a life, one
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