TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT U ARE IF U KNOW WHAT U R THEN MENTAL HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR
  

Jan, 13 2012     105 chars (1 sms)     1259 views       Funny

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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
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Sun makes moon shine Curent makes bulbs shine Wax makes candles shine But,i'm realy confusd Wat makes ur teeth shine? 'Harpic'or 'domex
What men want? A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those women never meet each other.
2 ways to suicide.1) QUICK DEATH:Take a BIG rope,tie it around ur neck & hang urself.2) SLOW DEATH:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl's neck to marry...!
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
Namaskar Agar Dharti Par ho to SMS bhejo, Asmaan par ho to Barish bhejo, Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo aur agar Narak me ho to ENJOY YOURSELF....
I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
The three dreams of a maN: To become as haNdsome as his mother thiNks., To become as rich as his child believes N have as maNy affairs as the wife suspects.,
When a Man Opens the Door of His Car for His Wife, You Can Be Sure of 0ne Thing : Either the Car is NEW or the Wife.
Yesterday I decided to SUICIDE...I went to railway track 2 die...& then ur msg came...I thought "Jab tere jaise log jee rahe hai to main kyon maru"..!!