TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT U ARE IF U KNOW WHAT U R THEN MENTAL HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR
  

Jan, 13 2012     105 chars (1 sms)     1945 views       Funny

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If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But Im only a cartoonist!
Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ - MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & - I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!
Police officeExcuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owneAre you crazy? My dog can not even ride a bicycle.
If ever in your life, youre very sad & lonely& feel that you have lost everything. Ill come, hold your hand, take you for a walk on a bridge .. & show you where to jump!!!
Never run behind either bus or girlat any situation in ur life.BecauseAfter 5 minutes,U can catch another!
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law. My neighbour saidAre you going to help?I said No six should be enough.
Tip to reduce alcohal consumption :"Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!"
Best punishment dat u can give 2 male..Give him a mobile with a set of girls phone no.'s & put him in a place where there's no network!!
Advertisement of a beauty parlour in NEW YORK city:"Dont whistle at any women going out from here, she might be your grandmother!"
Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.