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TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT U ARE IF U KNOW WHAT U R THEN MENTAL HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR
  
Jan, 13 2012     105 chars (1 sms)     1417 views       Funny

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Position of a husband
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Unlike others, your
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Heartbeats are countless
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One day I'll die
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Speaking Italian is
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I've written a
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Defination of a NURSE
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happy birthday to u!!!
happy birthday to u!!! tum yahi soch rahe ho na, ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi hai, to maine wish kyon kiya? arre, message mera, phone mera, paise mere,... meri marji, yaar!

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