Who walks wth us through d difficlt path of life? Mom/Dad? -No Wife? -No Frnds? -No Lover? -No Only our CHAPPALS. So keep them safe!

A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--

once a ant and a mosquito married. but on I night mosq was sitting with tears outside the room why??????because ant has switched on the Goodnight mat.

I Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.I Wrote your Name in Air,It got Blownaway. So I Wrote your Name in my Heart, Saala Heart Attack aa gaya

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

5 reasons why I like u. 1-u r never boring. 2-u know how 2 bring a smile on my face. 3-u r always on my side 4-u r perfect 5-u r always fooled by me.

A pig fell in love with a chicken & they both married each other. next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu ...!! AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !!

Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..

A man in US kicks a dog to death which was abt to bite a lady.Paper reports:US citizen saves lady frm dog.Man says I'm not U.S citizen.So reprt changd,foreign hero saves lady frm dogMan says he is frm Pak Nxt days headlines:Terorist attacks local dog.

Full Form of Girl-G-Gossipe me sabse aage,I-Innocent sirf shakal se,R-Rone ki automatic machine,L-Ladai me sabki maa.

One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!