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TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT U ARE IF U KNOW WHAT U R THEN MENTAL HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR

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Sir to Student: What

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Help a man when he

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

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Which buildings has

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Reality is an illusion

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Wife:Yester-night I

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