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TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT U ARE IF U KNOW WHAT U R THEN MENTAL HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR

Jan, 13 2012 105 chars (1 sms) 1705 views Funny

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dil bechen he aaj

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I think drinking

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Khidki se dekha

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Find keys in

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5 reasons why

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Keep all ur troubles

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The wise never

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Most peoplehave 5 senses

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