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From Mon to Sun
From Mon to Sun,From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache..
  
Jan, 13 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1115 views       Funny

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Keep all ur troubles
Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…
When a Man Opens
When a Man Opens the Door of His Car for His Wife, You Can Be Sure of 0ne Thing : Either the Car is NEW or the Wife.
An Engineering Studnt
An Engineering Studnt 2 His Sweeper:Brother I Hav Got DegreeI Hav Got KnowledgeI Can Sit in Society.What Do U Hav?Sweeper:I Hav The Job.
Luv and Kuch
Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Nurse: A beautiful
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
When hand stop..
When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI
Nazar mili usse jab
Nazar mili usse jab wo akeli thi , dosti hui to wo meri saheli thi, pyar hua to wo ek paheli thi, Shadi hui to pata chala wo us area ki chameli thi.
When sadness fills
When sadness fills ur heart.. When tears flow in ur eyes.. Always remember 3 things..1. Im wit u2. U have money3. Bar is open.So lets go..
How to develop positive
How to develop positive thinking?Ans: Watch F-TV b'coz u always think arey yaar...ok..thek hai...ye nahi to agli model ke kapde mai se kuch jaroor dikhega.
How can one reduce
How can one reduce consumption of alchol? Before marriage drink only on days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r happy.
Think why u r so
Think why u r so sweet,why u r so intelligent,why u r so lucky,why u r so blessed,why u r so beautiful..simple muzse fship ki hai to thoda faida to hoga hi.
If u see the moon
If u see the moon,u can see the beauty of god. If u see the Sun,u can see the power of god. If u see the mirror,u can see the comedy of god!

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