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From Mon to Sun
From Mon to Sun,From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache..
  
Jan, 13 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1138 views       Funny

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Chandni raat thi
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Wife looks in mirror
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A baby fish asked
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We cannot grant
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When hand stop..
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In the corridor
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Paani Aane Ki
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All married men
All married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her
i want 2 be
i want 2 be wid u in a nice restaraunt in acandle light dinner and say the beautiful 3 words 'pay the bill'
woh bhi kya din
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I saw six men
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law. My neighbour saidAre you going to help?I said No six should be enough.
Lakh koshish karu bhulane
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