From Mon to Sun

From Mon to Sun,From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache..

Jan, 13 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 1088 views Funny

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Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN

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There r only 2 situations in lyf wer u should enjoy d most.1.after completin ur studies & b4 joinin 2 work.2.After engagemnt & b4 marriage

Kash Life aisi hoti yaar .MONday ko dosti Tueday ko ikrar.WED ko pyar Thrs.ko intzar. Fri ko SHADI .SAT ko TALAK .Sun rest Monday neXT

Women claim that all gud men are married, while all wives complain about their lousy husbands.This proves that there is no such thing as a gud man!

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