teacher : usne

teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

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I've been arrested

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Police officeExcuse

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Only True frenz

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DARU se NASHA

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Sun wouldn’t be red,

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