teacher : usne

teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

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Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo

Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo ke kapde...Yaha se Less,Waha se Less,Kabhi SleevLesstoKabhi BackLessaurKoi Ladka Ghur ke Dekhe to Bolti hai.."Oh, How Mannerless.

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mat kiya karo

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You are one of the most

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If paper is vry tuf

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Jara sambhal ke

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I saw six men

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Teachers are those

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Most peoplehave 5 senses

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Think well, Plan

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************** I like watching

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************** Aapki yaad

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