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teacher : usne
teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
  
Oct, 18 2013     135 chars (1 sms)     1882 views       Funny

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Never think of the past
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Ansu aap ka
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What is diff
What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple
When u read my
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once a ant and
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Boys have fun by
Boys have fun by teasing girls, Then girls cry 4 few minutes Girl hav fun by loving boys, Then boy cry 4 life time! Funny but it's fact
A Noble Award winner
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Fathr to son
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L o n g t i m e a g o..
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What a man want
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Dost mere marne
Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.
|| Height OfSelf
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