teacher : usne

teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

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A man said his

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

Tum ek aise

Tum ek aise DON ho jiske paas har locker ki chabi hai.Tabhi to apko 'DON' with 'KEY' kehte hain,aur hum pyar se.."DONKEY" kehte hain..!

Prayer of an ideal

Prayer of an ideal son: Dear God, thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me. I wont ask anythin 4 myslf, plz jst giv my parents a really hot daughter-in-law

Hi i am dying

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

I finally got my past

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

I ve written nice

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far

Wisest thought of the

Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."

A Fantastic ad in

A Fantastic ad in the paper "Come Via_Agra"... and see man's greatest erection for a woman.... . . "The Taj Mahal"...!

I LIKE U..

I LIKE U.. I REALLY LIKE U... I LIKE U VERY MUCH..., I REALLY LIKE U..., KYONKI GEETA MEIN LIKHA HAI..., PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI

A Love Letter from

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

Vajpayee was talking

Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -

I never married because

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which anser the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

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