WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?

CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE KIYA...ShErNi: AbEy aPNi SuRaT DeKhi hAi AaiNe mE..?ChUah: Are PagLi SuRaT Pe MaT Ja, CoNfiDeNcE To DeKh!!!

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imaarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thee, tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga!!!

If ever in your life, youre very sad & lonely& feel that you have lost everything. Ill come, hold your hand, take you for a walk on a bridge .. & show you where to jump!!!

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u" Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too..v, x , y , z !!

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..

If paper is vry tuf in an xam, just close ur eyes 4 a moment,take a deep breath n say "Dis is very intresting subject, I want 2 study once more"

Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.

when the blue, I remember U, when the moon full, I remember U, when rains starts, I remember U. Can U tell me where my umbrella.

A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .