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teacher : usne
teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
  
Oct, 18 2013     135 chars (1 sms)     1870 views       Funny

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