teacher : usne

teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

Oct, 18 2013 135 chars (1 sms) 1852 views Funny

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For Heart Beat

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rat 2 baje

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I ve written nice

I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far

Student scared of

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I've written a

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I've been arrested

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Life is difficult,full of

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when u feel lonely

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