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Man holding woman's hand before marriage, is love; after marriage it is self-defense

Jan, 13 2012 84 chars (1 sms) 1066 views Funny

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to ur Heart Then ur head & Then finally Do... What ur WIFE tells u to do...??

Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references

Kya apki skin dhool mitti se affect ho rahi hai?to har roj subah lagaiye"ASIAN PAINT"jo dhool ko tikne na de...

One day I'll die & go out of ur life forever,thn plz do buy sum nice & beutful flowers 4 my grave frm the money which u r savinG

I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend

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