Life is really funny..We dont love the person who loves us and our loved one can never be ours..No one can unlock this puzzle..Its sounds funny but its real!:
When things go wrong When sadness fills your heart When tears flow in your eyes Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
