Man holding woman's

Man holding woman's hand before marriage, is love; after marriage it is self-defense

Jan, 13 2012 84 chars (1 sms) 878 views Funny

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Why do women

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Which is d most

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When words fails

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Ab tak meri life

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A tactful wife is

A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .

Who walks wth

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loyal & faithful partner

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