Boys go to college

Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

Jan, 13 2012 94 chars (1 sms) 872 views Funny

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The wise never

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Most peoplehave 5 senses

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When a Man Opens

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Telling A Lie Is

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Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo

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Kripya Dhyan de

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A baby fish asked

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She is HOt!She is

She is HOt!She is sweet!She always needa Lip4KissWhole World'sMaD 4 herWHO is She? Do U Know?She is"TEA"Chai piyo,Mast jiyo.

U r ACENT of my life

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