Boys go to college

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Boys go to college
Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens.
  
Jan, 13 2012     94 chars (1 sms)     859 views       Funny

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Could u fax me
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Stress is when you
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Can u pronounce good
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Why do women
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To b happy with
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Best punishment dat
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It takes 15 trees
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Wife looks in mirror
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Hello, this is GOD
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