Boys go to college

Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

Jan, 13 2012 94 chars (1 sms) 861 views Funny

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so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see…how Sweetly I LIE

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Boys go to college

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