Y word 'Women' begin

Y word 'Women' begin
Y word 'Women' begin with a 'W' ?Bcoz all major Questions begin with 'W'.What ?Why?Where?When?Who?Whom?With Whom?Which??
  

Jan, 13 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     936 views       Funny

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