Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.

There is no comparison between that which is last by not succeding and that what is last by not trying.

All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.

It'snot the plan that is important, it's the planning.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri, Ho khushiyon bhara jahaan tera, Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek taara, To khuda de-de tumko aasmaan saara.