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You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.

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It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Learning is the property of those who fear to do disagreeable things.

You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.

Every new adjustment is a crisis in self-esteem.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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