Theonly difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is the way inwhich we use them.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

Necessitynever made a good bargain.

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

Thetruth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feelingdeeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in suchmoments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of ourruts and start searching for di

The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion