Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Encouragement after

Encouragement after censure is as the sun after a shower.

A manshould never

A manshould never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

Nobody'sa natural.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

A woman can say

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Power never takes

Power never takes a back step only in the face of morepower.

It isnot necessary

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

Even a fish wouldn't

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Glory is a poison

Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

You can outdistance

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

Whenever I hear

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Whilewe consider when

Whilewe consider when to begin, it becomes too late.

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