Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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You can't unscramble an egg.

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.

Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

Thereis nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries thanan agreement.

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor is a man perfected without trials.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.

Sacrificers are not the ones to pity. The ones to pity are those they sacrifice.

The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.

Everyoneis wise until he speaks.

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