Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.
Theharder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.
Silence, along with modesty, is a great aid to conversation.
Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.
Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.
Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.
Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.
Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.
God made time, but man made haste.