Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.
I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.
A man'sconversation is the mirror of his thoughts.
Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.
A bad workman never gets a good tool.
The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.
The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.
The deeper the waters are, the more still they run.
Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.
Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.