Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Theshallower the brook, the more it babbles.
Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri, Ho khushiyon bhara jahaan tera, Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek taara, To khuda de-de tumko aasmaan saara.
The man with the new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
Do we wish men to be virtuous? Then let us begin by making them love their country.
One cannot be precise and still be pure.
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.
No one is free who does not Lord over himself.
Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical
A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.