Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.
I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.
A teacher as a person is more important than a teacher as a technician. What he is has more effect than anything he does.
A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing
Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.
A smallbenefit obtained is better than a great one in expectation.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Better ask ten times than go astray once.
You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.