Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.
Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.
The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.
People who can't admit they are part of the problem, willnever be part of its solution.
Old fools are more foolish than you ones.
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
No man everdid a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greater tohimself .
A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.
If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.