Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Don't throwout the

Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.

If Ihad six hours

If Ihad six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first hour sharpening the ax.

Nobody'sa natural.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

The hand of liberty

The hand of liberty is stronger than arms of power.

Since God made us

Since God made us to be originals, why stoop to be a copy?

Every man is wanted;

Every man is wanted; and no man is wanted much.

Onemight as well

Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.

There are three ways

There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.

All our rightousnesses

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

To ask advice is

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.

Commonsense in an

Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.

Happiness is the wondrous

Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.

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