Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

Ourlives are not dependent on whether or not we have conflict. It is what we dowith conflict that makes the difference.

Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.

A manshould never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

The work of an unknown good man is like a vein of water flow hidden underground, secretly making the ground greener.

The pessimistsees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in everydifficulty.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.

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