Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,
Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
Everytime we read, a seed is sown for the future.
Silenceis a true friend that never betrays.
Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.
It isthe acid test of nonviolence that in a nonviolent conflict there is no rancorleft behind, and in the end the enemies are converted into friends.
Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.
Pleasure is by no means an infallible critical guide, but it is the least fallible.
It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.
Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.