Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Aproblem is a chance for you to do your best.
It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to puttrust in ideas, and not in circumstances.
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.
A danger forseen is half avoided.
A child is not a vase to be filled, but a fire to be lit.
One cannot be precise and still be pure.
Twobirds disputed about a kernel, when a third swooped down and carried it off.
The greatest prayer is patience.
Livingwith integrity means: not settling for less than what you know you deserve inyour relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speakingyour truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in waysthat are in harmony
Our patience will achieve more than our force.
A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out