Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Honesty once pawned

Honesty once pawned is never redeemed.

A bad workman

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

The oldbelieve everything

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

The ruler proclaims

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

No one wouldtalk

No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

By tryingoften,

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

One of the lessons

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Whendealing with people,

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

Ialways cheer up

Ialways cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think,well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a singlepolitical argument left.

Of all the ways

Of all the ways to make your fortune the quickest and the best is to make people see clearly how much is your success is in there interest

Sometimes the man

Sometimes the man of action is the fellow who has just got both his feat in hot water.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

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