Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it
The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.
A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.
.Oneshould count each day a separate life.
Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.
Duringa negotiation, it would be wise not to take anything personally. If you leavepersonalities out of it, you will be able to see opportunities moreobjectively.
There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.
Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.
There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.
It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.