Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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You can't unscrambl

You can't unscramble an egg.

Before youbuild a better

Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

One whodoes not l

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

Don'tclose the barn

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

Boredom is a vital

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

Effectivecommunication is 20

Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.

Talent alonewon't make

Talent alonewon't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the righttime, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'

To beprepared is half

To beprepared is half the victory.

Power doesn't corrupt

Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.

Thetrouble with talking

Thetrouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought ofyet.

Glory is a poison

Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

Love is an act of

Love is an act of faith and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.

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