Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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We arejudged by what we finish, not what we start.

Youcannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

A danger forseen is half avoided.

Thedifference between

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

We knowwhat happens

We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

In oneof our

In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.

Aclosed mind is

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

One whodoes not l

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

WheneverI hear

WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Politicians are

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

A fool can tell

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

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