Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.

Every man has the right to feel that "Because of me was the world created".

There is a slogan written in the entrance gate of all schools in JAPAN ."IF U CANNOT DO, NO OTHER HUMAN IN THE WORLD CAN DO IT".Believe in YOURSELF.

If you would know what nobody knows, read what everybody reads just after one year afterwards.

Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

He whoangers you, conquers you.

The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.

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