Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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A slyrabbit will have

A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.

Useful manual labour

Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.

The man with the

The man with the new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

If youare planning

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

Aclosed mind is

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

Youcan't turn back

Youcan't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.

Hearme, my chiefs!

Hearme, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

We mustbe part

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

You make a mountain

You make a mountain of a mole-hill.

Knowledge leads to unity

Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.

Misfortuneis not that

Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.

Never play cat

Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.

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