Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Nosnowflake in an

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

He that is unkind

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Of all human foibles

Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful.

First-rate men employ first-rate men; second-rate men employ third-rate men.

If you salute your

If you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body...." -ABDUL KALAM..

Be your own judge

Be your own judge and you will be happy.

If you don't know

If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.

We thought, because

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.

Honesty is like

Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.

Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

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