Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

When u were

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

The fire you

The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

No man everdid

No man everdid a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greater tohimself .

Onehour of thoughtful

Onehour of thoughtful solitude may nerve the heart for days of conflict girdingup its armor to meet the most insidious foe.

Somepeople reach

Somepeople reach the top of the ladder only to find it is leaning against thewrong wall.

Sometimesone pays

Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

No battle is more

No battle is more sorely lost that the one not fought

God made time,

God made time, but man made haste.

Intelligence is not

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good.

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