Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Civilization, in a sly

Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.

Power never takes

Power never takes a back step only in the face of morepower.

Better hazard than

Better hazard than always be in fear.

Example is better than following it.

Sometimesone pays

Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

If youare planning

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

Malicedrinketh its

Malicedrinketh its own poison.

Any general statement

Any general statement is like a cheque drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.

Wherethe tongue

Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.

Keep a secret;

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

Wisdom requires that

Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.

The numberone goal in

The numberone goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintain theirself-esteem.

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