Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.
Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.
Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.
It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.
Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.
Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
When youcannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action youshould take choose the bolder.
Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.
I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.
A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarily basedon mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts ofjustice and police.