Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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A newbroom sweeps

A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.

Enthusiasm is faith

Enthusiasm is faith set on fire.

Whenyou're at the

Whenyou're at the edge of a cliff, sometimes progress is a step backwards.

Amarriage without

Amarriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.

Icannot divine how

Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

The nice thing about meditation is it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

Duty largely consists of

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical

It's more shameful

It's more shameful to mistrust one's friends than to be deceived by them.

Children are like wet

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

Pessimism, when you

Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.

I know you believe

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

The hardest thing

The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.

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