Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Why don'tyou

Why don'tyou want to do what you know you should do? The reason you don't is thatyou're in conflict with yourself.

Politicians are

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

In God we trust;

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

In history, characters

In history, characters and events occur twice, first as tragedy then as farce.

A happy home is

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.

A clynic is a man

A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

You can be erudite

You can be erudite with knowledge of others; you can be wise only with your wisdom.

Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

It is atrick among the

It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.

Whoeverhas the mind

Whoeverhas the mind to fight has broken his connection with the universe. If you tryto dominate people you are already defeated. We study how to resolveconflict, not how to start it.

Nothing would be

Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it

Let us nevernegotiate

Let us nevernegotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

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