Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Informationis a negotiator's

Informationis a negotiator's greatest weapon.

Itmatters not whether

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

You've gotto know

You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.

Better ask ten times than go astray once.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Thespirit indeed is

Thespirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.

You can't go very far if you don't begin very near.

EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.

EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.

To be wronged is

To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.

The aimof argument

The aimof argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.

Ittakes time to

Ittakes time to save time.

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

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