Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

Thetime to repair the

Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

It'snot the will to win,

It'snot the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes thedifference.

Kindness is a language

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.

you can not strengthen

you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

We areall inclined

We areall inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.

He whocannot agree

He whocannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.

A fool can tell

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

Liberty and democracy

Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

The summit of happiness

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.

Speak whenyou are

Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

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