Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
There is no passion in life as intense as the desire to change someone else's draft.
Afanatic is a person who can’t change his mind and won’t change.
Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.
Pain is the outcome of sin.
If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.
Tact is the ability to make a person see the lightning without letting him feel the bolt.
The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.
Discord gives a relish to concord.
Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.
Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.
It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that beliefbecomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.