Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.

Kindness is never wasted. If it has no effect on the recepient, at least it benefits the bestower.

An expert is a man, who dosent has all the answers, but he is sure that if that he is given enough money he can find them.

Better ask ten times than go astray once.

Between friends there is no need of Justice.

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.

Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.

Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.

The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.

Wordsare, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

Negotiatingin the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties are more anxious to agreethan to disagree.

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