Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.
Ifpassion drives you, let reason hold the reins.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
What is required is sight and insight, then you might add one more excite.
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.
Thereward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.
The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war
There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.
People who do not believe in miracles are not realist.
Speech is of time; silence is of eternity.
Whoeverhas the mind to fight has broken his connection with the universe. If you tryto dominate people you are already defeated. We study how to resolveconflict, not how to start it.