Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.

Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.

Hearme, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

A man'sconversation is the mirror of his thoughts.

The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

Chances happens to all, but to turn chance to reality is the gift of the few.

It is a strange desire, to seek power, and to loseliberty; or to seek power over others, and to lose power over a man's self.

To beprepared is half the victory.

Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.

Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not hethat you wrong but yourself.

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