Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Thehardest step is over the threshold.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper upbringing, a sound set of values.

Words should be scattered like seeds, no matter how small the seed may be, its it has one found favourable ground, it unfolds its strength.

In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

Eyes are more accurate witness than ears

Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country

One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary

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