Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshown marble of greatsculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Whospreads, sows; Who listens, reaps.

Thespirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

The thoughts that come often unsought, and as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have.

You're ina much better position to talk with people when they approach you than whenyou approach them.

To exaggrerate is to weaken.

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

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