Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.

You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

Prejudice is a disease characterised by hardening of categories.

Thefire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.

To be preparedis half the victory.

Whenevertwo good people argue over principles, they are both right.

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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