Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

... That may appear as the truth to one personwill often appear as untruth to another person. But that need not worry theseeker. Where there is honest effort, it will be realized that what appearedto be different truths are like the countless and apparen

Thereward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

Wheneveryou're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make thedifference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factoris attitude.

The audience see a JOKER as JOKER...! But the JOKER sees himself as a PERFORMER.... No matter what others think. it is your life. Go on with Confidence..!!

The present is never a happy state to any being

Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

All is riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle.

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.