Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.

Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.

I have oftenregretted my speech, never my silence.

Power never takes a back step only in the face of morepower.

There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.

Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.

Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

You made your bed, now lie in it.

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

The last function of reason is to recognize that there is an infinity of things which surpass it.

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