Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

Communicationis not only

Communicationis not only the essence of being human, but also a vital property of life.

He whotalks incessantly,

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

If a man is prodigal

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

Thereis nothing more likely to

Thereis nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries thanan agreement.

Repentance is the

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

Itis all right if

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

Our distrust is

Our distrust is very expensive.

The louder the

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

I’mwilling for any

I’mwilling for any solution religious, political. I’m not going to keepoffering to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

Finance is the art

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

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