Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.

Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did andit never will.

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesn"t Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Won"t belive it....!!""

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

There ward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

Many a gem of wisdom have gone unsaid, because someone lacked ability to express it.

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fateand captain of your soul.

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