Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.

Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

It is a strange desire to seek power and to lose liberty,or to seek power over others and to lose power over a man's self.

Buyingis cheaper than asking.

Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.

Negotiatingin the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties are more anxious to agreethan to disagree.

A wise man has great power, and a man of knowledgeincreases strength.

The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

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