Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Life only demands from you the strength you posses

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

People say law but they mean wealth.

It is a strange desire, to seek power, and to loseliberty; or to seek power over others, and to lose power over a man's self.

To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.

The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.

Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the brick that others throw at him.

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

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