Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Malicedrinketh its

Malicedrinketh its own poison.

To beprepared is half

To beprepared is half the victory.

By tryingoften,

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Nature hasgiven men

Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.

Power corrupts the

Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrputs the many.

There is no knowledge that is not power.

The wise man reads

The wise man reads both books and life itself.

It doesnot do to

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but bystriking true.

Our fear of disaster

Our fear of disasters that may never happen robs us of the courage to meet the ills that do occur

Comedy is an escape

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

If you are distressed

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain isnot due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you havethe power to revoke at any moment.

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