Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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The worst form of injustice is pretended justice.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshown marble of greatsculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius.

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Unselfishness is more paying,only people have not the patience to practice it.

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

Reason is my philosophy, is only a harmony among irrational impulses.

Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.

Optimists and pessimists have one fault in common: they are afraid of the truth.

Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

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