Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.

In lifeprepare for the hard and all you will encounter will be the required or easy.

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

There is sweet joy that comes to us that comes to us after sorrow.

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

Sparrows who emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh.

Conflictis neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"

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