Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Power is like being

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

Cooperativeconflict builds

Cooperativeconflict builds people up, strengthens their relationships, and gets thingsdone.

When the eyes

When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.

Conflictleads to less-

Conflictleads to less-than-adequate performance, resentments, and lack of motivation.

Don't throwout the

Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.

What is well done

What is well done is done soon enough.

Melancholy is the

Melancholy is the joy of being said.

It is easier to discover

It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.

No one is free

No one is free who does not Lord over himself.

Nobody'sa natural.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

Goodcommunication is as

Goodcommunication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleepafter.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

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