Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candour

A round egg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harsh according to how you speak them.

I think I could sum up my position on this with therecitation of a brief Russian proverb ‘Doveryai no Proveryai.’ Itmeans trust but verify.

To do what others cannot do is talent. To do what talent cannot do is genius.

The difficultpart in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.

It is a good reader that makes a good book.

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Necessitynever made a good bargain.

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

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