Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Toeffectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the waywe perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to ourcommunication with others.
Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.
Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.
Amarriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.
He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.
Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.
Negotiatingin the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties are more anxious to agreethan to disagree.
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.
There arealways two forces warring against each other within us.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.