Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Win/winis an attitude, not an outcome.

A smallbenefit obtained is better than a great one in expectation.

In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.

Thereare two sides to every question.

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escapea hundred days of sorrow.

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

Wenever have the time to do it right but always have time to do it over.

Fools rush in where fools have been before.

It'sgood to shut up sometimes.

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