Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Wecannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, andrepetition impresses the subconscious, and we are then master of thesituation.

The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited: He must not make himself a nuisance to other people.

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Thedeepest principle of human nature is the craving to be appreciated.

A manshould never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

The good rain like a bad preacher, does not know when to leave off.

It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to puttrust in ideas, and not in circumstances.

Of all the ways to make your fortune the quickest and the best is to make people see clearly how much is your success is in there interest

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Firstkeep the peace within yourself, then you can alsobring peace to others.

Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.

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