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Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  
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Personal responsibility
Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination
Commonsense in an
Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
As longas you keep
As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.
The ultimate measured
The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.
You don'trun twenty
You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
The principle of
The principle of equal protection is a positive concept implying equality of treatment in equal circumstances.
Takeadvantage of the
Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.
Never trust the
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
I have never
I have never been able to conceive how any rational beingcould propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others.
Thecourts of this
Thecourts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputesbegins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternativemethods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried.
If we shake hands
If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.
Originality is the
Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.

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