Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

Communicationis not only the essence of being human, but also a vital property of life.

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

The civilisation of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.

No man everdid a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greater tohimself .

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Work without faith is like at attempt to reach a bottom-less pit.

Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.

Whospreads, sows; Who listens, reaps.

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