Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Conscience is the frame of

Conscience is the frame of character, love is the covering for it.

Finance is the art

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

True miracle are

True miracle are created by men when they use the courage and intelligence God has given him

If you would know

If you would know what nobody knows, read what everybody reads just after one year afterwards.

By being pleasant

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

Keep a secret;

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

There may be said

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

I know youbelieve you

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

Truthsprings from

Truthsprings from argument amongst friends.

We owealmost all

We owealmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

Kindness is never

Kindness is never wasted. If it has no effect on the recepient, at least it benefits the bestower.

If Ishould ever

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

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