Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.

A quiettongue shows a wise head.

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticatedcommunication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships arebuilt for.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.

You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

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