Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Power concedes nothing

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did andit never will.

If power is for

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.

Toevery answer you

Toevery answer you can find a new question.

Quarrelsend, but

Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.

The highest proof

The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Friendship increases in

Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.

Laughter is shortest distance

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

In thefield of observation,

In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

Bestill when you

Bestill when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

We knowwhat happens

We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

Undernormal conditions,

Undernormal conditions, most people tend to see what they want to see, hear what theywant to hear, and do what they want to do; in conflicts, their positionsbecome even more rigid and fixed.

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