Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.
Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Believing that soom good can be derived from every event is a better preposition than that everything happens for the best, which is assuredly does not.
Am Inot destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
Passionsare generally roused by great conflicts.
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.
A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
He understands badly who listens badly.
Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.