Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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If you would know

If you would know what nobody knows, read what everybody reads just after one year afterwards.

Humality is a

Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.

If your desires be

If your desires be endless, your cares and fears will be so too.

Myfather said: you

Myfather said: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Letthe other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation foralways making all the money, you won't have many deals.

Constantrepetition carries

Constantrepetition carries conviction.

Ninety-ninepercent

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

You make a mountain

You make a mountain of a mole-hill.

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

Life is like a mirror

Life is like a mirror. smile at it, and it is charming; frown at it, and it becomes sinister.

If you get to

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Misfortuneis not that

Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.

The prevalent fear

The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.

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