Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Nothing astonishes

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Be yourself and

Be yourself and speak your mind today, though it contradicts all you have said before.

Unresolved:A dose

Unresolved:A dose of adversity is often as needful as a dose of medicine.

I am atpeace with

I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.

Theultimate test of

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Even to observe neutrality you

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government

A good listener is

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after while he gets to know something.

He whois unable

He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.

The highest proof

The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

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