Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.
Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshown marble of greatsculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.
Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.
Theonly difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is the way inwhich we use them.
Power gravitates to the man who knows how.
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.
Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.
When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!
To rule is not so much a question of the heavy hand as the firm seat.
It seemedrather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, weoften suffer from a shortage of listeners.
If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.