Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

All bravery stands upon

All bravery stands upon comparisons.

One ofthe lessons

One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Show me a man

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

Trust only movement

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, notof words. Trust movement.

Undernormal conditions,

Undernormal conditions, most people tend to see what they want to see, hear what theywant to hear, and do what they want to do; in conflicts, their positionsbecome even more rigid and fixed.

If your mouth

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

A fool shows

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Only few men think

Only few men think, but all have opinions.

All your fingernails

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

You don'thave to

You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.

Fanaticism is the

Fanaticism is the false fire of an overheated mind.

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