Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.

Character is a by-product; it is produced in the great manufacture of daily duty.

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

Donot wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you wrong but yourself.

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution.

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good.

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Itisn't that they can't see the solution. It's that they can't see the problem.

A quiettongue shows a wise head.

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

It is throughcooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes will bederived.

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