Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Don'tput all your eggs in one basket.

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself

Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.

Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.

Our fear of disasters that may never happen robs us of the courage to meet the ills that do occur

A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing:

I have oftenregretted my speech, never my silence.

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

Failingto plan is planning to fail.

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

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