Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

It is a strange desire to seek power and to lose liberty,or to seek power over others and to lose power over a man's self.

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

Let uswork without disputing. It is the only way to render life tolerable.

The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price to be paid is the wholesale destruction of those who are to enjoy liberty.

Tofight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supremeexcellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

Malicedrinketh its own poison.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

To rule is not so much a question of the heavy hand as the firm seat.

Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

Drowning problems in an ocean of information is not the same as solving them.

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