Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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The property

The property of power is to protect.

Civilization, in a sly

Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.

A newbroom sweeps

A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.

Itis all right if

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

Measurement of life

Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.

Themost dramatic conflicts

Themost dramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between menbut between a man and himselfwhere the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.

Wenever have the

Wenever have the time to do it right but always have time to do it over.

Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

Life imitates art

Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.

A newspaper is not

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people angry enough to do something about it

Expreince never helps

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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