Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Whatlies behind

Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.

Always the dullness

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits

He that is

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Never[enter] into

Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.

Consistencyis

Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.

Letevery eye negotiate

Letevery eye negotiate for itself, and trust no agent.

The laws of life

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

Win/winis an attitude

Win/winis an attitude, not an outcome.

All your fingernails

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

Lower your voice

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

Talkingcomes by nature,

Talkingcomes by nature, silence by wisdom.

Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

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