Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Nothing is greater impediment to being on good terms with other than being ill at ease with yourself.
Only freemen can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom andmine cannot be separated.
No one lies as much as the indignant do.
Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.
Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
Allthings at first appear difficult.
When regard for truth has been broken down or evenslightly weakened, all things will remain doubtful.
Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.
Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.