Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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You made your bed, now lie in it.
Wisdomis what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.
Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,
Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
The merit belongs to begineer; should his successor do even more better.
Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.
It'snot the plan that is important, it's the planning.
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.
Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.
Peopledo not seem to talk for the sake of expressing their opinions, but tomaintain an opinion for the sake of talking.