Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.
A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
Non-cooperationis a measure of discipline and sacrifice, and it demands respect for theopposite views.
Wisdomis what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.
Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.
Girls .. . were allowed to play in the house . . . and boys were sent outdoors. . .Boys ran around in the yard with toy guns going kksshh-kksshh,fighting wars for made-up reasons and arguing about whowas dead, while girls stayed inside and played with dol
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
A goodlistener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.
Our fear of disasters that may never happen robs us of the courage to meet the ills that do occur
Be notdisturbed at being misunderstood; be disturbed at not understanding.
Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.