Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Jan, 21 2012 51 chars (1 sms) 1677 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

A barking dog is

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

The Universe is

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

It isdifficult to

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

The more estimable

The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.

Ninety-ninepercent

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

A foolshows his

A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not tomake a mess of life.

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

Freedom is not caprice,

Freedom is not caprice, but room to enlarge

Failureto prepare is

Failureto prepare is preparing to fail.

My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.

The possession of

The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

hits counter