Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.
A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.
You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself
Reformers are those who educate people to appreciate the things they need.
Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.
It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.
Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.
Men are mortal, but ideas are immortal.
Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.
Talk back to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.
The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends forwhich we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We haveguided missiles and misguided men.
Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.