Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Those who trust

Those who trust us educate us.

Ourlives are not

Ourlives are not dependent on whether or not we have conflict. It is what we dowith conflict that makes the difference.

Status symbols

Status symbols are medals you buy yourself

When a man meets

When a man meets his mates society begins.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

If youare planning

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

If your mouth

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Our fear of disaster

Our fear of disasters that may never happen robs us of the courage to meet the ills that do occur

If a man is prodigal

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

Reformers are those

Reformers are those who educate people to appreciate the things they need.

You've gotto know

You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.

Never Explain Yourself

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesn"t Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Won"t belive it....!!""

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