Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Sacrificers are not

Sacrificers are not the ones to pity. The ones to pity are those they sacrifice.

Do not tell me the

Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

One hallmark of

One hallmark of freedom is the sound of laughter.

The mostimportant things

The mostimportant things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.

Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.

Don't throwout the

Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.

He who asks questions

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

Power doesn't corrupt

Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.

Sometimesyou have to

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

If you ain'tnever

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

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