Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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There isno squabbling so violent as that between people who accepted an ideayesterday and those who will accept the same idea tomorrow.

It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

I have never been able to conceive how any rational beingcould propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others.

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.

Donot wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you wrong but yourself.

As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

He who is overcautious will accomplish little.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the brick that others throw at him.

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