Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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He who asks questions

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

A man's ruin lies

A man's ruin lies in his tongue.

Buyingis cheaper than

Buyingis cheaper than asking.

Drowning problems in

Drowning problems in an ocean of information is not the same as solving them.

One hallmark of

One hallmark of freedom is the sound of laughter.

Tofight fear, act

Tofight fear, act. To increase fear wait, put off, postpone.

Wenever have the

Wenever have the time to do it right but always have time to do it over.

Imagination is useful

Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth.

Power will intoxicate

Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine thestrongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted withunlimited power.

Don'tconsider your

Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.

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