Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Trust exists; only lies are invented.

A goodplan is like a

A goodplan is like a road map: it shows the final destination and usually the bestway to get there.

The ultimate measured

The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.

Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

Everybody is ignorant

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

If you are standing

If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

A good conscience is the best

A good conscience is the best divinity.

Trust is difficult

Trust is difficult to define, but we know when it's presentand when it's not.

Thedirect use of

Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

Gossip is the art

Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

The more you seat

The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war

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