Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

Goodcommunication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleepafter.

There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

Encouragement after censure is as the sun after a shower.

Tell meand I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'llunderstand.

Silenceis the ultimate weapon of power.

He whohurries cannot walk with dignity.

The wise man learns more from his enemies than the fool does from his friends.

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