Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Enthusiasm is faith set on fire.

Wordsare, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

The World is but, a school of inquiry.

There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Don't be took quick to belive anything you read.

One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labour

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it

The wise man learns more from his enemies than the fool does from his friends.

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