Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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There is no comparison

There is no comparison between that which is last by not succeding and that what is last by not trying.

Necessitynever made

Necessitynever made a good bargain.

If you can't love

If you can't love visible people, then how can u love invisible God. - Mother teresa

The liberty of the

The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited: He must not make himself a nuisance to other people.

Better ask ten

Better ask ten times than go astray once.

The hearthas arguments

The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.

Compromise,n. Such an

Compromise,n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.

You'vegot to know

You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

Loving without

Loving without dreaming is like going to Venice without riding in a gondola

There are two

There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.

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