Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

Drowning problems in an ocean of information is not the same as solving them.

Fortune makes a fool of him whom she favours too much

Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth.

To teach isto learn twice.

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

History is the witness of the times, the light of truth.

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The greatest trust between man and man is the trust ofgiving counsel.

Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

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