Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.
There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.
Slander cannot destroy an honest man: when the flood recedes the rock is there.
COURAGE IS THE FLEEING FORWARD.
It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.
Worry is a circle of inefficient thoughts whirling about a point of fear.
Education is the chief defence of a Nation.
Malice drinketh its own poison.
A man's ruin lies in his tongue.
Thepeak efficiency of knowledge and strategy is to make conflict unnecessary.