Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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You see what power is holding someone else's fear in your handand showing it to them!
The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.
Too late is the medicine prepared, when the disease has strengthened by long delay.
Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
A Leader is a dealer in hope.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.
Thegalleries are full of critics. They play no ball, they fight no fights. Theymake no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down in the arena are thedoers. They make mistakes because they try many things. The man who makes nomistakes lacks boldness and
A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.
Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Trust exists; only lies are invented.