Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.
If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.
Talkback to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.
The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Laughter is shortest distance between two people.
Our patience will achieve more than our force.
A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.
Most people suspended their judgement till somebody else has expressed his own and then they respect it.
Byfailing to prepare you are preparing to fail.
Education is the chief defence of a Nation.
Greatideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.