Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.
If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.
Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.
Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.
Thegalleries are full of critics. They play no ball, they fight no fights. Theymake no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down in the arena are thedoers. They make mistakes because they try many things. The man who makes nomistakes lacks boldness and
There is sweet joy that comes to us that comes to us after sorrow.
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.
Are youreally listening... or are you just waiting for your turn to talk?
Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.
To beprepared is half the victory.
The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.