Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Hearme, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

If your desires be endless, your cares and fears will be so too.

The planers do not make or mar our destiny. we are the makers of our destiny.

The great despisers are the greater reverers.

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.

I have oftenregretted my speech, never my silence.

Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.

Pleasure is by no means an infallible critical guide, but it is the least fallible.

Thework will teach you how to do it.

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