Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

Peoplewho can't admit they are part of the problem, will never be part of itssolution.

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.

A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.

"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"

Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.

Theconventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.

Another form of wastefulness is expenditure of words beyond the income of ideas.

Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.

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