Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

Let uswork without disputing. It is the only way to render life tolerable.

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

A man's ruin lies in his tongue.

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

When youcannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action youshould take choose the bolder.

Money is what things run into and people run out of

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