Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

Teaching may contribute to certain kinds of learning under certain circumstances.

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

To live is, in itself, avalue judgement. To breathe is to judge.

Aproblem is a chance for you to do your best.

The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.

Whenyou cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of actionyou should take choose the bolder.

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