Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Sacrificers are not the ones to pity. The ones to pity are those they sacrifice.

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

Treatpeople as if they were, what they ought to be andyou help them become what they are capable of being.

If an enemyis annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

He whocannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.

Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.

It'sgood to shut up sometimes.

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