Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.
When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.
Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.
The mostimportant things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.
The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.
The hero's tomb is the cradle of the people
Evil communication corrupt good manners.
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.
If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.