Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Tact is the ability to make a person see the lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

There is no passion in life as intense as the desire to change someone else's draft.

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

Opportunity may be hard to recognize if you are only looking for a lucky break.

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

To know how to free oneself is nothing: the arduous thing is to know what to do with one's freedom.

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.

You can't go very far if you don't begin very near.

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