Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.

Afanatic is a person

Afanatic is a person who can’t change his mind and won’t change.

Commitmentin the face

Commitmentin the face of conflict produces character.

Gossip is that which

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

Conflictis inevitable,

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

Evil alone has oil for every wheel

He who asks questions

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

Buying ischeaper

Buying ischeaper than asking.

Power takes as

Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims.

The present is

The present is never a happy state to any being

Long-rangeplanning

Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.

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