Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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A round egg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harsh according to how you speak them.

Arbitrary power is like most other things which are veryhard, very liable to be broken.

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.

Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerfuland the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.

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