Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's moretrue that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted byother things than power.
You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.
Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.
Accomplishmentof purpose is better than making a profit.
Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.
If you would know what nobody knows, read what everybody reads just after one year afterwards.
He approaches nearest to the gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.
A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.
Themost important of life's battles is the one we fight daily in the silentchambers of the soul.
It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.