Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Duty largely consists of

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical

Thetrouble with talking

Thetrouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought ofyet.

Stoppingat third base

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

Thework will teach you

Thework will teach you how to do it.

Creation is only the

Creation is only the projection into form of that which already exists.

There is nobody

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

I'm nota combative

I'm nota combative person. My long experience has taught me to resolve conflict byraising the issues before I or others burn their boats.

Silencemay be golden,

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

You gotto be

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Few things help

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

Whoeverhas the mind

Whoeverhas the mind to fight has broken his connection with the universe. If you tryto dominate people you are already defeated. We study how to resolveconflict, not how to start it.

All that is sometimes

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

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