Humor is the

Humor is the
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
  

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Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.
If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.
Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.
I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.
Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
There is sweet joy that comes to us that comes to us after sorrow.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
Our distrust is very expensive.
Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.
Neversay more than is necessary.
Oursubconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell thedifference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What wecontinually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.