Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

Kindwords do not

Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

The singlemost powerful

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

Tofight and conquer

Tofight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supremeexcellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

The measure of a man is what he does with power.

History repeats itself.

History repeats itself. that's one of the things wrong with history

Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.

It is less dangerous

It is less dangerous to treat most men badly than to treat them too well.

Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims.

Whodigs a pit for

Whodigs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

All excellent things

All excellent things are as difficult as they are rare

A fool can tell

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

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