Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri, Ho khushiyon bhara jahaan tera, Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek taara, To khuda de-de tumko aasmaan saara.

The greatest job

The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

Repentance is the

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

As if you could

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

Imagination is useful

Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.

Experience is a hard teacher

Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

Agrievance is most

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

There are questions

There are questions of real power and then there arequestions of phony authority. You have to break through the phony authorityto begin to fight the real questions of power.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

Whatlies behind

Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.

The liberty of the

The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited: He must not make himself a nuisance to other people.

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