Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

Peaceis not the absence of conflict but the presence of creative alternatives forresponding to conflict alternatives to passive or aggressive responses,alternatives to violence.

Fate chooses our relatives

Fate chooses our relatives, We choose our friends.

When a man meets

When a man meets his mates society begins.

If you tell the

If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supportingyou; but if not, you have infinite power against you.

No matterhow thin you

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

If you arepatient

If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

The cause of liberty

The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price to be paid is the wholesale destruction of those who are to enjoy liberty.

Everyoneis wise

Everyoneis wise until he speaks.

You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble an egg.

Everything has it's

Everything has it's beauty, but not every one sees it.

Ultimately, the only

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

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