Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Unless aman has

Unless aman has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

Duty largely consists of

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical

Chances happens to

Chances happens to all, but to turn chance to reality is the gift of the few.

Speakwhen you are

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

To like and dislike

To like and dislike the same thing, that is, indeed, friendship.

The fibers of all

The fibers of all things have their tension and are strainedlike the strings of an instrument.

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

He who asks questions

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

Power is like being

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

Do notfind fault

Do notfind fault, find a remedy.

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