Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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When the defects

When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

The ruler proclaims

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Listening,not imitation,

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

The pessimistsees difficulty in

The pessimistsees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in everydifficulty.

Nostrength within,

Nostrength within, no respect without.

Nothing has happend

Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.

Onlyfree men can

Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.

A man is but a product of his thoughts; what he thinks, that he becomes

A woman can say

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

If necessityis the mother

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.

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