Humor is the

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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There are three faithful

There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

Constantrepetition carries

Constantrepetition carries conviction.

Nothingso completely

Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.

Nothing in life is

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Grantgraciously what you

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

Tobelieve in something

Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

The true test of intelligence is not how much people know how to do, but how they behave when they don't know what to do.

Nature gave women

Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.

Lower your voice

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

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