The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.

Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

A fly beforehis own eye is bigger than an elephant in the next field.

Thefire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

Passionsare generally roused by great conflicts.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

Unless aman has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.