Reason is my philosophy

Reason is my philosophy, is only a harmony among irrational impulses.

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Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

Themost important of life's battles is the one we fight daily in the silentchambers of the soul.

The greatest virtue of man is perhaps curiosity.

You may give gifts without caring, but you can't care without giving

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Some people suffer in silence louder than others

Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.

Every man is wanted; and no man is wanted much.

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