Makesure you leave

Makesure you leave

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

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Speechis human,

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Nature gave women

Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.

Weagree completely on

Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

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Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.

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Watching small men at work reconciles to the great.

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