Stoppingat third base

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

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Old fools are

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

He whoangers you,

He whoangers you, conquers you.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Personal appearance is

Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.

The grand essentials

The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love, and something to hope for.

Power is something

Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocencethis side of the womb.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk:

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.

Only put off

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

Nothing do I regret

Nothing do I regret more in my student life that thay my teachers were not my friends

you can not strengthen

you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

Twoprisoners whose cells

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Religion is behaviour

Religion is behaviour and not mere belief.

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