Even a fish wouldn'

Even a fish wouldn'

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

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Any general statement

Any general statement is like a cheque drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.

Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

By being pleasant

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

The first duty of

The first duty of love is to listen.

A man has no ears

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

The more estimable

The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

Don'thate, it's too

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

COURAGE IS THE FLEEING

COURAGE IS THE FLEEING FORWARD.

We knowwhat happens

We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

Failureto prepare is

Failureto prepare is preparing to fail.

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