Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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People who invite

People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.

All that is sometimes

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

The laws of life

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

Listening,not imitation,

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

True, Heavenprohibits

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

Toeffectively communicate,

Toeffectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the waywe perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to ourcommunication with others.

Theharder the conflict

Theharder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

The measure of

The measure of a man is what he does with power.

Successdepends upon previous

Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.

Unlessa man has

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

Do not judge, and

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken

Anounce of mediation is

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

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