Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,that the less we use our power the greater it will be.

I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity.

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

Themost important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how toget along with people.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Wecannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, andrepetition impresses the subconscious, and we are then master of thesituation.

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