Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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The Universe is

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Small deeds done

Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned

The happiest of

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

We arethe prisoners

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

Allthings are ready,

Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.

If speakingis silver

If speakingis silver, then listening is gold.

The nice thing about meditation is it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

Even a fish wouldn'

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

It isgreed to do all the

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

It is said that

It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's moretrue that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted byother things than power.

Politeness is to human

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.

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