Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.

To beprepared is half the victory.

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.

Youcannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.

Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.

Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.

Inspiration comes of working every day.

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