You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

Melancholy is the joy of being said.

Nostrength within, no respect without.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.

Who can say more than rich praise, that you alone are you?

All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.

Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.